Sparkle you Fool... Sparkle.
I was there. 11.21.08
Peace Love Twilight
What do you mean Edward Cullen isn't real?
I never got my Hogwarts letter, so I'm moving to Forks, WA.
...& so the Vampire rode into town on a silver volvo & rescued me.
Every time I hear thunder I wonder if Vampires are playing baseball.
Forget princess I want to be a Vampire.
A sparkly man from Forks told me I smell good.
Why am I covered in Feathers?
Edward prefers brunettes.
Watch out: I drive like a Cullen.
O.C.D Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Team Edward. I run with Vampires.
Edward ruined it for mortal men.
Edward is a VILF
Warning: You are about to enter the presence of an overly obsessed Twilight fan. Be prepared for ear piercing shrieks and out of control babbling about some guy named Edward Cullen. You have been warned.
Hufflepuff cause we have Edward Cullen
Team Emmett I love my monkey man.
Give Blood. Date a Cullen.
Edward and Bella sitting in a tree H-U-N-T-I-N-G
Once you go pack you never go back.
I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.
Breakfast time for the human.
Volturi scarier than you since c. 988 BC
Jasper Hale. Perfect chill pill.
What's for breakfast? O Negative or AB Positive.
Deck the halls with Vampires and Werewolves la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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