**AppleCrisp**

Yes.. it is true. I got a new macbook which means AppleJacks is being sold. ;( I feel a little sad about this but he will go to a good home. ;) She promised she would take care of him! lol. AppleCrisp is my new macbook I just got in yesterday. Super excited to be able to learn more about the apple computer itself. Love doing one to one's if anyone owns an apple and are not "pro" one to one's are for you! lol. Truly I love how I was a customer but ended up at the store and being able to relate to all the customers I work with in a way that not a lot of people could. So here we go with a new experience... ;)

**Facebook & Myspace**

This really hit home guys! loved this video!! :)

**Lost in Translations**

Seems like women and men totally speak another language. I think that should be a foreign language in itself. The day I understand men... well... I'll probably be in heaven chatting it up with God and he will give me the load down of it all. ...But until that talk I guess this video will have to do! :)

**Free-Will**

We were created by a father who wanted us to have free-will to choose what we want to do. We can choose to do anything our little hearts desire. Wether it be wrong or right, he created us to be who we want to be. But at times I have to wonder if free will could be a curse at times. Because we do get to make choices, not all of them were always the best. There are thousands of things that I am sure my parents wished I would of done differently but because of having choice, I made some good ones and bad ones. I can only imagine how hard it is to see someone you care about making the wrong choices. But how do we really know right from wrong? Luckily God left us a "Living for Christ for Dummies" aka "The Bible" lol. but without God's word, we really have nothing to guide us through things. So I thank God for the free-will he has blessed me with but hopefully I wont be a stupid lamb and wonder off too far from my Shepherd. ;)

**Evil Latte**

Today was a normal day... Got ready for class.. Met up with my hott date Shannon for our 8am parking session. She got me a latte and and a yummy oatmeal thing. So I go to class. Ready for English and... I am sitting there talking to a classmate that we previously took a class together before and this girl with a black backpack turned and knocked over my latte all over me, my book bag and carpet.. yeah... didnt say sorry.. didnt help me clean it.. just sat and watched me... so my experience is very much like this clip right here.. evil girl with the black backpack. So I am at home in pjs waiting for my jeans and bag to be washed and cleaned. ;( Hope my day gets better...

**Why God Doesn't have a PH.D**

• He had only one major publication.
• It was in Hebrew.
• It had no references.
• It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
• It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
• He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
• When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
• He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
• Some say he had his son teach the class.
• He expelled his first two students for learning.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
• His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
• No record of working well with colleagues.

**Teacher's Pet**

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 

2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 

3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.) 

4. Address the professor as "your excellency". 

5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" 

6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. 

7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.

8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent. 

9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering. 

10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you. 

11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.) 

12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. 

13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.